He's fallen in the water!

How It Sucks

A "Professor" named Jack loved to wreak
Scorn and insult on all he deemed weak:
One day in mid-spack,
He stumbled, poor Jack,
And sank like a stone in Shit Creek.




Sellers: [posh] Oh dear, children. Look what has happened to poor Uncle Jack.

Little Jim: He's fallen in the water.

Greenslade: On arrival in Shit Creek, Jack immediately inflated his Mae West, blew up his rubber dinghy, put on his water wings and sank like a stone.

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