Hacking, flailing, and dividing up the bribes

OK, we editors have waded up to our waists through a turgid torrent of Creeker submissions, hacking, flailing, splashing about, sorting poems to the left of us, prose to the right of us, and dividing up bribes. In our general dissociated delerium we think we have sent out accept or decline letters to all submitters - but what with the non-stop whisky-and-fan-tan orgies around the Shit Creek camp-fire it's possible that some have been missed. If you think you should have heard from us and haven't, check your spam folder first, then pop us an email at shitcreekreview@yahoo.com.